So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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