Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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