Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think I won the penis lottery.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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