just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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