I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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