what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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