Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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