So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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