Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Randomize
