at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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