I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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