Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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