Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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