if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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