would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize