Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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