He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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