long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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