you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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