You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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