So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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