90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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