I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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