That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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