therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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