Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
high people should be assigned attendants
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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