Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
my poor anus
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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