I only kidnapped one of them. chill
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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