I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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