He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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