He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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