Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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