i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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