Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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