Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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