there was a trapeze. enough said
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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