Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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