But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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