I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I pour the whiskey from now on
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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