1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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