on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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