i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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