I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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