Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
