He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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