so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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