There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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