I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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