I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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