I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
