therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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