Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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